treadmill? deadmill.

GUCCI

MORTAL(ITY)

-J.

EXTREME MAKEOVER: REDO EDITION

"ARE YOU THE BEFORE OR THE AFTER?"
SIGH.
-J.

THE ANTI-EVOLUTION

CAN ONE DEVOLVE? WOULD YOU CALL IT DEVOLUTION?
EITHER WAY, ONCE THIS LIFE IS OVER, I'M DONE.
KARMIC RESIGNATION, OKAY?
-J.

POLITICS ASIDE

YOU CANNOT DENY HE'S A HANDSOME MAN.
-J.

LABEL HOS AND VID HONEYS

STICKY SITUATION.

FLY.

LUV URSELF

GOOD.CHEAP. LIMITED.

Finally, Korn Komix Merchandise is making its debut. But here's the catch, only a very, very limited collection is being released currently. If you get this shirt you will truly be the only person on your block to be sporting it. It is a good idea to pre-order the shirt now, to make sure you get yours before they sell out. If interested in a shirt, respond with your size and contact info.

The first shirt to come out is the "RIP PIG" print
It will be printed on a super soft, white Anvil cotton tee.

WAIT, here is the best part, the shirts are only $18. My toothpaste costs more than $18! Get yours today, and enjoy the compliments.

So, if you want a tee, send me your preferred size, your contact info, and your address to korn.komix@gmail.com

UPDATE:
ALL OF THE "RIP BIG" SHIRTS ARE OFFICIALLY SOLD OUT. IF YOU ARE INTERESTED STILL, OR WANT UPDATES ON WHEN THE NEW PRINTS ARE COMING FEEL FREE TO CONTACT THE EMAIL ABOVE.
PEACE,
JANIE

ITS ALL ABOUT THE $$$, BABY

EXCHANGE THE $$$$

GIMMEE YOUR $$$$

I ONLY LIKE YOU FOR YOUR $$$

MERCH

KORN MERCH IS IN THE WORKS. 5 TEES HAVE BEEN DESIGNED. IF ANYONE WANTS INFORMATION ABOUT GETTING A PREVIEW/PURCHASING PLEASE CONTACT KORN.KOMIX@GMAIL.COM

BE THE BADDEST ON THE BLOCK AND BUY IT.

THE CULKIN BROTHERS VS. THE KORN SISTERS

And I got another haircut. Snore.

SOUPS UP.

BACKPACKS N BJS

The only benefit of back to school season.

LIKE...DO I HAVE AN IMPEDIMENT?

PASSE

MY INFREQUENT PARTY HABITS

AND IN THE MIDST OF ALL THIS GRIEVING...

...JUST ASK THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION...

Alternate titles:
Summer Fun at Sea- Guantanamo Bay Edition
OR
A Young Cheney

IT'S ON THE REAL, SHORTY

MODGE PODGE

...AND...

co-blogger on The Valor in Vagrancy
check it out

Janes

ARBOL

No. Your reasoning is faulty.

AUTORES

I found these sketches in my notebooks from Spain.

Googly-eyed Julio Cortazar.

And 'stachy Marquez.
...Lit was a really boring class.

VISITING MA IN THE L-A

Found my muse.
A 'Ma comic book is in the works.

old lady: Rose, you want to come look at pictures of my grandchildren?
Ma: NO! Dat is no interesting.

FULL HOUSE

BINGE THEN PURGE, NOT VICE VERSA

POLITICS

I NEED SUNGLASSES TO SHIELD ME FROM THIS BLINDING INSIGHT

SOCIALLY MUTE

WHY?

THINGS I PONDER...

POCO A POCO

Sorry I am late on the uploads. Spain is taking its toll on me. More to come. Lurvve, Janes.

NOTORIOUS P.I.G.

r.i.p.

HUSTLER HALL OF FAME

Get 'em girls!

REFLECTIONS IN FOREST GREEN

The Return Of Dogfoot.

update

Hola from Spain!
It has been a while since I've updated due to my limited internet access and jet-laggyness, but I hope to get back to arting it up soon.
Please keep checking for updates.
Lurve y'all.
Janie

Its been real, America, but we're through

2 days, and then I'm off to Spain until May 23rd. I don't want to pack. No. I have a greater, more exciting, destiny to fullfill. It's called: liveblogging all the tv I watch. Here's a start:

I flip on the tv this morning, and to my luck a classic MTV special, Cribs Teen Edition was just starting. You know, the one with Lil Romeo. As in Master P's son. Riiiiight. So, as the episode progresses, the future drug-dealer leads us (un)lucky viewers through his own mini-mansion. The highlights being:
- the wall sculpture of firefighters hosing down the September 11th rubble which hangs over his bed. the bedspread is an american flag quilt accented with tweety bird pillows ("gah bless amerrca").
-two drawers hanging open littered with a few letters ("yea, i got so many fans, my drawers is FILLED with letters!). My guess is that 78% of those letters are probably written by convicted child molesters. Just saying. Who else would write to Lil' Romeo. Or maybe like, baby cholas too.
-A game room. I have yet to see a book in this child's house. "I call dis room da competition room 'cause we compete in here". Romeo's brain has rotted. I'm slightly concerned. Wasn't there some sociological study done in the '70s about that neglected child who reverted to animal instincts after years of abuse and neglect? I fear that Romeo may be raising himself. And poorly. Call the social worker!
-a room full of sneakers. i doubt he knows how to tie his shoes. shouldn't all his shoes be like, velcro?
-the episode ends with Master P unveiling Romeo's brand new Mercedes (hard top, i believe?) in some hot neon yellow shade. i remind you, this child is 9. the camera tightens around romeo's face: "aight, MTV. imma take this ride over ta pick up ma lil' juliet." I really don't believe the kid knew the reference he was making.
I hate lil romeo.

perhaps ill try to pack now. most likely though I will look at my shoes for a few hours and take a nap.

UPDATE
romeos grown up a bit! hayyyy!
....

Don't Trip

Found the hoopty pic in a box filled with my old photography.
The quote, while brilliant and true, is not my own; it comes courtesy of Pretty Money ft. Trina in the work of genius, 'B.I.T.C.H.'

Kim Jong Adorab-il

My boo.

I just want to blow raspberries on his tummy.
Got my herrr did today. The stylist was psycho. And blind I think. Oh well.
Also, I just checked my hit counter, and over 70 vistors have come to the site within the last 2 hours. Amazing. Thanks so much and keep frequenting KornKomix. More to come.

back in tha day.

Life was much simpler then.

What does a self-obsessed tenor sing? meeee-meeee-meeee-meeee

furrealls.

tapioca pudding= god's mold.
P.S.- Y'all hear about Mayor Dixon? Baltimore, represent!

... and Suge Knight gave the film "Two Glocks Up"

can you relate?

West Coast/East Coast Beef

trouuublllleeee

Ohio.

Can I go to Spain now?

Finally.

Happy 1998!

i moonlight as the poltergeist

Yeah. Thats right, just drizzle the acid right into my eyeballs. Perfect.

I stumbled upon someones photos on facebook. Said 'friend' was wearing shutter shades. Therefore, this 'friend' must actually be my enemy. It is cruel to subject others to your optical idiocracy. Just saying.

Not to be confused with Stevie WonderBread

CeleRay Charles.

Korn Komix.

4:30 am.
fucckkk.
btw, have any of y'all tried the 5 hour energy shots?
'cause they're the SHIT! tonight i had one with a coffee chaser.
on another note, i think i might need to start wearing deodorant again.
it makes me really sad.

Heard that she and Jay-Zebra have a thing.

alright...

And I got new glasses.

I had Salmon Rushdie for dinner last night.

Happy Birthday to______

21 years old. Yikes.
Spot 4 wrinkles and I'll send you a watermelon Jolly Rancher, a ball of lint collected from my belly button, an awkward high five, and a coupon for 5 dollars off your next purchase from K-B Toys.

Mish Mash

Concept for Yaala Yaala Records. Had a painting too, but I took it off the site because I was so displeased with it. Its for your own benefit. I think it made my eyes bleed.

Poor pickle.

Times are Hard.