careful with them social networking sites

online preditors

my infrequent party habits

And in the midst of all this grieving...

...Just Ask the Bush Administration...

Alternate titles:
Summer Fun at Sea- Guantanamo Bay Edition
OR
A Young Cheney

it's on the real, shorty

modge podge

...and...

co-blogger on The Valor in Vagrancy
check it out

Janes

arbol

No. Your reasoning is faulty.

autores

I found these sketches in my notebooks from Spain.

Googly-eyed Julio Cortazar.

And 'stachy Marquez.
...Lit was a really boring class.

Visiting Ma in the L-A

Found my muse.
A 'Ma comic book is in the works.

old lady: Rose, you want to come look at pictures of my grandchildren?
Ma: NO! Dat is no interesting.

full house

binge then purge, not vice-versa

politics

I Need Sunglasses to Shield Me From This Blinding Insight

socially mute

why?

things i ponder

Poco a Poco

Sorry I am late on the uploads. Spain is taking its toll on me. More to come. Lurvve, Janes.

NOTORIOUS P.I.G.

r.i.p.

Huster Hall of Fame

Get 'em girls!

Reflections in Forest Green

The Return Of Dogfoot.

update

Hola from Spain!
It has been a while since I've updated due to my limited internet access and jet-laggyness, but I hope to get back to arting it up soon.
Please keep checking for updates.
Lurve y'all.
Janie

Its been real, America, but we're through

2 days, and then I'm off to Spain until May 23rd. I don't want to pack. No. I have a greater, more exciting, destiny to fullfill. It's called: liveblogging all the tv I watch. Here's a start:

I flip on the tv this morning, and to my luck a classic MTV special, Cribs Teen Edition was just starting. You know, the one with Lil Romeo. As in Master P's son. Riiiiight. So, as the episode progresses, the future drug-dealer leads us (un)lucky viewers through his own mini-mansion. The highlights being:
- the wall sculpture of firefighters hosing down the September 11th rubble which hangs over his bed. the bedspread is an american flag quilt accented with tweety bird pillows ("gah bless amerrca").
-two drawers hanging open littered with a few letters ("yea, i got so many fans, my drawers is FILLED with letters!). My guess is that 78% of those letters are probably written by convicted child molesters. Just saying. Who else would write to Lil' Romeo. Or maybe like, baby cholas too.
-A game room. I have yet to see a book in this child's house. "I call dis room da competition room 'cause we compete in here". Romeo's brain has rotted. I'm slightly concerned. Wasn't there some sociological study done in the '70s about that neglected child who reverted to animal instincts after years of abuse and neglect? I fear that Romeo may be raising himself. And poorly. Call the social worker!
-a room full of sneakers. i doubt he knows how to tie his shoes. shouldn't all his shoes be like, velcro?
-the episode ends with Master P unveiling Romeo's brand new Mercedes (hard top, i believe?) in some hot neon yellow shade. i remind you, this child is 9. the camera tightens around romeo's face: "aight, MTV. imma take this ride over ta pick up ma lil' juliet." I really don't believe the kid knew the reference he was making.
I hate lil romeo.

perhaps ill try to pack now. most likely though I will look at my shoes for a few hours and take a nap.

UPDATE
romeos grown up a bit! hayyyy!
....

Don't Trip

Found the hoopty pic in a box filled with my old photography.
The quote, while brilliant and true, is not my own; it comes courtesy of Pretty Money ft. Trina in the work of genius, 'B.I.T.C.H.'

Kim Jong Adorab-il

My boo.

I just want to blow raspberries on his tummy.
Got my herrr did today. The stylist was psycho. And blind I think. Oh well.
Also, I just checked my hit counter, and over 70 vistors have come to the site within the last 2 hours. Amazing. Thanks so much and keep frequenting KornKomix. More to come.

back in tha day.

Life was much simpler then.

What does a self-obsessed tenor sing? meeee-meeee-meeee-meeee

furrealls.

tapioca pudding= god's mold.
P.S.- Y'all hear about Mayor Dixon? Baltimore, represent!

... and Suge Knight gave the film "Two Glocks Up"

can you relate?

West Coast/East Coast Beef

trouuublllleeee

Ohio.

Can I go to Spain now?

Finally.

Happy 1998!

i moonlight as the poltergeist

Yeah. Thats right, just drizzle the acid right into my eyeballs. Perfect.

I stumbled upon someones photos on facebook. Said 'friend' was wearing shutter shades. Therefore, this 'friend' must actually be my enemy. It is cruel to subject others to your optical idiocracy. Just saying.

Not to be confused with Stevie WonderBread

CeleRay Charles.

Korn Komix.

4:30 am.
fucckkk.
btw, have any of y'all tried the 5 hour energy shots?
'cause they're the SHIT! tonight i had one with a coffee chaser.
on another note, i think i might need to start wearing deodorant again.
it makes me really sad.

Heard that she and Jay-Zebra have a thing.

alright...

And I got new glasses.

I had Salmon Rushdie for dinner last night.

Happy Birthday to______

21 years old. Yikes.
Spot 4 wrinkles and I'll send you a watermelon Jolly Rancher, a ball of lint collected from my belly button, an awkward high five, and a coupon for 5 dollars off your next purchase from K-B Toys.

Mish Mash

Concept for Yaala Yaala Records. Had a painting too, but I took it off the site because I was so displeased with it. Its for your own benefit. I think it made my eyes bleed.

Poor pickle.

Times are Hard.

My Muse

In search of:
inspiration.

(Choose Your Own Title)

I prefer Lime.

Love love love love

Yes. I rarely post stuff on the site that is completely unrelated to my art. However, this is my site, and I do as I please. This song is stuck in my head. And I love it.

Rock the Mic

Rappers. Ppshh.

meh.

Made the above drawing for class. The assignment was to make a seasonal stamp, or some shit like that. A girl in my class photoshopped my drawing and created this little Andy Warhol thing below.

Im watching Martha Stewart on the Tonight Show right now. She is making all these sexual innuendos about rolling your pasta out long and thin. Barf.

And I gave myself a hair cut.

Seoul Man

So, my new obsession is this gal named Choi Hyun-mi aka "Defector Girl Boxer." She's a South Korean boxer, and so damn bad! I want to be just like her when I grow up.

The beginnings.
Close up.You think I could succeed as a Korean boxer? Maybe I should just lower my standards. I mean, I don't really love pain. Is being amazian a stable career? Are there medical benefits?

come home.

Should I Enroll in Clown College for Graduate School?

I could major in Balloon Animals and minor in the Trampolines On second thought, I don't really think I have the drive for this kind of career.

ta all my gs

truth

Korn Komix Precursor

I found these in the basement of my house in Ohio.

Even as I child I enjoyed making fun of people.

To be fair...

Lyfe

The Goucher gopher hard at work.

Just a lil' life update for my dedicated readers.

I've made it halfway through the semester (woot..?), and I leave for my second semester study abroad to Spain on the 24th of January, with some visits to L.A., Columbus, and Chicago before the great departure. Very ready to be abroad again- at least until all my arrest warrants expire. This semester has gone by pretty quickly, although it has lacked greatly in the fun department. I've been busy with classes and work (the images above are shots of some of the displays I've made for the Alumni house for a few of their fundraising events). It's nice that I am getting more responsibility at work- most of the other student workers just sit around stuffing envelopes. Had a little excursion into Baltimore today. Saw fudge being made (not a euphemism). Hung out with some homeless; got growled at by them. Now, avoiding work as always, I am weighing the pros and cons of taking a nap at 8:30 pm.

And that, my friends, is your lyfe update.

'cause y'all know it is the sheeyut

So, I was commissioned (is it commission if you work for free?) by Lambic Peach to create a logo for their new site. Check out 'Place I Lurk' to find the Lambic Peach link.
Check it out. Best web-log I've seen in my day.

If you are living under a rock (or basically, somewhere that isn't Chicago), Lambic Peach/Peche is the alchoholic beverage of preferance by rapper extrodinaire, Hollywood Holt.

Still suffering from scanner problems, and my comics don't photograph well, so the majority of the posts (until scanner problems are solves) are going to be paintings. As evidence that my comics are un-photographable, please see the image below.

Clubbin' baby seals.
If I go barefoot when I pollute, do I still leave a carbon footprint?

ooo, shit. little people big world is on now. laterrr.(above - Little Sir)

To Quote Snoop Dogg: "I'm not down with the Republican Party or the Democratic Party. I represent the Gangsta' Party."

"I'm not voting for Palin just 'cause she's a woman- she's also pretty"Me 'n my homegurl. Makin' me happy:
...and Oh so sad: The Palin thing was a joke though. I'm really voting for a trio of kittens.
If anything, they way are more qualified for the vice-presidency.
Watch the debates tonight, y'all.
It'll be hilarious.

Potential Series?

Im voting for Nixon in the upcoming election.

Also. Am I the only one to check this site?

No comments?

Really?

My friends suck.

tacky

What a person keeps around them says a lot about who they are.

This is my shit.

Enjoy.

suck eet

(Above) A little collab project. Photo courtesy of Sierra Polisar.
This is just some bullshit assignment that I have to do for my Design Fundamentals Class.

Whatevez.
Anyway, I haven't finished the project yet...pics (maybe) upon completion.